Cheer up, you can look forward to reading all those lovely books you have bought. (unless you are like me and would rather not sleep than have an unread book in the house - in which case you can look forward to rereading which means you are allowed to skim-read the slower parts of the book)

I am also spending too much money on books so if you want to borrow any of mine you are most welcome. I'm afraid they're mainly 20th century fiction, though, and none of them appear to feature the Reverse Cowgirl.