Eni's approach to haircuts: 1. Drink lots of Port. Red wine will do at a pinch. 2. Take a shower. 3. Take a pair of DIY scissors. 4. Hack off some hair. 5. Stumble out and ask flatmates if it's straight. 6. Hack off some more hair. 7. Call it a night and rectify minor asymmetries in the morning.
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1. Drink lots of Port. Red wine will do at a pinch.
2. Take a shower.
3. Take a pair of DIY scissors.
4. Hack off some hair.
5. Stumble out and ask flatmates if it's straight.
6. Hack off some more hair.
7. Call it a night and rectify minor asymmetries in the morning.