I used to hate having my hair cut, but since I found a very nice hairdresser in Carlisle I get my hair cut when I go to visit my parents. It's far cheaper than London haircuts, and they have chocolates for you to eat while you wait.

When Bacchus was out of work a few years ago I tried to encourage him to take up a hairdressing course at college. I quite fancied being able to have free haircuts at home, but he never got round to it. He is lucky, I cut his hair for free, whenever he wants. In fact if anyone else ever wants a free haircut I'd be happy to oblige providing you want it done with clippers. I can do the full range from a 0 to a number 6 :-)