ext_20834 ([identity profile] ladyofastolat.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] wellinghall 2007-11-04 12:19 pm (UTC)

Because of cuts in public funding, all public libraries are now going to have to fund themselves by seeking sponsorship from major businesses. Firms will be able to sponsor a book, which will result in titles like this:

1. Lark Rise to Asda

2. As I walked out one morning, I thought, "I'd do much better on a Virgin train."

3. Aunts aren't fond of Marmite. Are you?

4. The Hound of Matelan

5. Le Morte de high prices in our spring sale!

6. Little House built by F Blogg's and son, local builder's since 2006, call us for reasonable quote's, no job two small

7. Catch me if you can! I'm wearing Adidas.

8. The life and strange surprising adventures of Snap, Crackle and Pop

9. Catcher in the Heinz Baked Beans

10. The wooden cocoa pops

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