Is this the bit where I point out that I still have every single item of clothing I've bought in the last ten years... even if I haven't worn it for five? Or that I have a tea-carton-sized box of plastic carrier bags from all over the world? Or that I can't stop buying books, even though I've got to the point where I can't fit any more bookcases in the flat?

*sigh*.

You're right, you're right... it's definitely time to deal with all the jetsam, flotsam and detritus.