Hello!

[wellinghall]

I'm feeling cut-off ... no email, no Facebook, no access to anyone else's LJ ... and I'm going to be late home tonight because of a physio appointment! So please, make a comment - say hello, give me a wave, tell me a joke, tell me something to distract me, offer to mow the lawn - anything!

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[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

A rather overweight woman goes to the doctor, and says that her husband has lost interest in sex. The doctor suggests that she might want to diet. The woman says, "Oh, that's a marvellous idea, doctor. What colour do you suggest?"