But... But... *blinks in bafflement* I thought puffins published nice, wholesome children's books. At least, that's what they told me when I was a member of the Puffin Club. Do you mean to tell me that they were roping me - poor innocent child that I was - into a club built on seediness and uncivilised behaviour? If so, Something Should Be Done About It. From Outraged, (formerly) of Cheltenham Spa.