And this happened at the same time your account got compromised? More than coincidence, methinks. Clearly you have a demonic being inside you. It lay dormant, biding its time, but when the Number of the Beast was reached in your feedback rating, its full powers were unleashed. It can periodically push forward and seize control of your conscious mind, causing you to do ebay activity that you later have no knowledge of.
Fear not, though. There is probably still time to fight it. If not, by the time summer comes, you will be entirely in thrall to this demonic being. You will be a mute passenger in the back of your mind, forced to sit and watch helplessly as this demonic being makes emails and LJ posts in your name, each one filled with Ultimate Evil.
It depends on what they are. If they're things like "Unholy Sword of Smiting the Godly" or "Fetters for Enslaving Mankind" or "Forked Tail Pamper Kit" then you shouldn't definitely start worrying...
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Fear not, though. There is probably still time to fight it. If not, by the time summer comes, you will be entirely in thrall to this demonic being. You will be a mute passenger in the back of your mind, forced to sit and watch helplessly as this demonic being makes emails and LJ posts in your name, each one filled with Ultimate Evil.
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