Top ten jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe

[wellinghall]

1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "

3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."

4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."

5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."

6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."

7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."

8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"

9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket
salad."

10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-19316443

Comments

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

I didn't like him at first, but he is growing on me.

[steepholm.livejournal.com]

I'm a sucker for this kind of joke. I like all these ones, although number three is really a less compact version of Peter Cook's "Tragically, I was an only twin."

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

I don't think I knew that one :-)