That picture meme, from philmophleghm

( What I've been journaling about )

ETA: From comments received, I should point out that this isn't particularly safe for work ...

The Diplomatic Platypus

I had a duck-billed platypus when I was up at Trinity,
With whom I soon discovered a remarkable affinity.
He used to live in lodgings with myself and Arthur Purvis,
And we all went up together for the Diplomatic Service.
I had a certain confidence, I own, in his ability,
He mastered all the subjects with remarkable facility;
And Purvis, though more dubious, agreed that he was clever,
But no one else imagined he had any chance whatever.
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The Archers

( Effectively includes Archers spoilers )