Gotta love today's xkcd

- especially the mouseover text -
http://xkcd.com/847/

ETA: And, for that matter, today's Alex
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/alex/

AKICOLJ

How heavy is a malteser?

How many calories per malteser?

AKICOLJ 2

What is the best way of cleaning earphones?

More generally - my MP3 player has been getting quieter (ie, I've been needing to tun it up louder). And ideas?

ETA: It's not my ears (or at least, not just my ears), because adaese's earphones are much louder!