Tired

I am tired than a very tired thing. Or possibly just a little bit more tired than that.

If I were slightly less tired, I might be able to think about just why I'm so tired ...

Still. Weekend soon. And then holiday the week after that. And this made me smile.
http://signwriter.transporthacker.com/post/7607671972/shoreditch-high-street-station

ETA: I am clearly very clever, as I know 39,900 words, and am some way above the 95th percentile. But then we all knew that, anyway.
http://testyourvocab.com/?r=19​5448

A Hobbit at Blandings

Dramatis Personae

Living at Rivendell Blandings
Elrond Half-elven as Clarence, 9th Earl of Emsworth
Celebrian as Lady Constance Keeble, the Earl's sister
Arwen as Veronica, a niece of Lord Emsworth
Aragorn as Bill Bailey, an impoverished young suitor; secretly engaged to Arwen
Erestor as Beach, the butler
Glorfindel as Voules, the chauffeur
Bill the Pony as the Empress of Blandings; a Pig
various uncles, aunts, footmen, housemaids, pigmen &c

Visiting
Gandalf the Grey as the Honorable Galahad ("Gally") Threepwood, the Earl's brother
Caradoc Brandybuck, a young hobbit, as Tipton Plimsoll; an Impostor, introduced into the castle by Gally
Daisy Took, another young hobbit, as Sue Brown; an Impostor, also introduced into the castle by Gally
Celeborn as Alaric, Duke of Dunstable; an unwelcome guest
Thranduil as Sir Gregory Parsloe-Parsloe, Bart; a neighbour
Old Fatty Lumpkin as Pride of Matchingham; a rival Pig
additional letter-writers, letter-recipients, waiters at the Senior Conservative Club etc