Two pals, a carrot and a cat, were walking along the side of the road having a nice conversation. A car comes racing by and hits the carrot and drives on, leaving the carrot bleeding carrot juice all over the place. His pal the cat is very upset, still anxious about his friend when the paramedics arrive. They bundle up the carrot and rush him to the hospital. His pal the cat spends hours waiting anxiously, pacing all over the waiting room while the surgery was done on his friend.
Finally, the doctor comes out of the operating room. "How is he, doc!" exclaims the cat. The doctor pulls off his surgery cap, weary from the hours of work. "I have good news and bad news," he says. "The good news is that your friend will pull through. The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable!"
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Date: 2009-10-13 08:52 pm (UTC)Finally, the doctor comes out of the operating room. "How is he, doc!" exclaims the cat. The doctor pulls off his surgery cap, weary from the hours of work. "I have good news and bad news," he says. "The good news is that your friend will pull through. The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable!"