Silly meme from tree_and_leaf

[wellinghall]

If you saw a police car with me in it, what would you think I got arrested for?

Comments

[the-marquis.livejournal.com]

Cooking the books

[didiusjulianus.livejournal.com]

I was going to say that.

Or, for being a peeping tom when all you were really doing was birdwatching.

Or accidentally walking out of the shop with an unpaid for malt under one arm because you were thinking about your adventurous plans BoAH172 a bit too hard.

I don't think I'd best put this meme on my own journal though, I'm not sure I want to know the answers.

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

Those all sound worryingly possible ...

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

Simmered in milk, with a bay leaf and some bouquet garni for preference ...

[philmophlegm.livejournal.com]

A mass murder spree to cover up imprudent assumptions regarding the death rate of members of a particular defined benefit pension scheme.


Come on, I bet actuaries are sometimes tempted to do this...

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

I am shocked - shocked - that you could even think of such a thing!

(Besides, I'm a life insurance actuary, so it would be all our individual annuitants ... ;-) )

[tree_and_leaf]

Taking a waistcoat without the owner's consent....

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

Very possibly!

[malaheed.livejournal.com]

Someone thought you had eaten a peasant

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

They're very tasty, but all the little bones and sinews in the legs make them awkward to eat ... ;-)

[helflaed.livejournal.com]

Damn! I haven't skinned that rabbit yet!

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

I know how to do one in theory ...

[lalwendeboggart.livejournal.com]

Trespass! On MoD land, because you had seen an interesting plane or bird :)

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

Yep, that sounds quite believable!

[segh.livejournal.com]

Hanging around railway stations to pick up strange women.

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

Only once this week ... ;-)

[segh.livejournal.com]

Your luck may improve.