Distractions

[wellinghall]

Tell me something to distract me from the pile of housework I should be doing? Please?

ETA: Well there's this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kaptainkobold/3327269677/

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[emperor]

The most expensive gin bottle in the world is one of a special edition of 5 Bombay Sapphire bottles, costing $200,000 each

[gurthaew.livejournal.com]

The sun is up, the sky is blue and you don't have to do any housework because I've done enough for 3 today. I've spooned gallons of paint onto the bathroom walls and they still show signs of the deep blue that they were.

Anyway, try this:


The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married 20 years (Today!).

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner,Batman?"

[gayalondiel.livejournal.com]

We're getting kittens tomorrow. I fully anticipate that you will be able to hear me squealing with excitement and cuteness from Bristol.

[didiusjulianus.livejournal.com]

No. Get on with it! You know you will feel better when you have! :D