Elementary

[wellinghall]

[Poll #1599738]

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[miss-next.livejournal.com]

I've got plenty more, but we'll see if anyone else wants to play. :-)

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

Come on then ... ;-)

[miss-next.livejournal.com]

OK!

Watson: Why is the starter being served on a silver salver bearing the legend "Pentecostal Church"?
Holmes: Elim entrée, my dear Watson.

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

*groans even louder*

[miss-next.livejournal.com]

Watson: Holmes, what is that attractive woody plant with the dark glossy leaves?
Holmes: A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

I recently read a collection of sf Holmes pastiches. It included one short-short which finished with the words, "Alimentary, my were-Datsun".

[miss-next.livejournal.com]

I'm now seriously tempted to write my own version of that story. :-)

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

I shall look forward to reading it :-)