Parcel Force

[wellinghall]

I've just had an email notification from Parcel Force that someone has sent me a package. Apparently, "This consignment contains: 1 items at 0.000KG total weight." I think I've been overcharged for postage and packing ...

Comments

[bunn.livejournal.com]

Somebody has sent you a Nothing!

Look out, there might be a witch in it. Look carefully at the packaging and if it's been sent from Pogles Wood, put it STRAIGHT in the bin.... :-p

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

I confess to knowing nothing about Pogles Wood except the name ...

[bunn.livejournal.com]

Well, I can assure you you really don't want anything to do with the Witch. She is very very scary, and I'm not sure that even becoming a Nothing really made her not scary any more.

[bunn.livejournal.com]

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

???

[chainmailmaiden]

Eeek! *hides behind desk, scattering hash browns in the process*

That sort of thing should be behind a cut, so as not to scare people eating their breakfast! ;-)

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

Well quite!

*wonders what chainmailmaiden is doing eating her breakfast at 10.20 am*

*remembers that I haven't finished mine yet*

For some reason, I didn't see this in bunn's original comment, just in your reply. Odd, that.

And, does anyone else remember "Will o'the Wisp"?

[chainmailmaiden]

The restaurant at work always does English breakfast all morning on the last day in the office before Christmas. I was still faintly drunk when I got up this morning & so didn't really fancy anything at that point & also didn't want to ruin my appetite :-)

I liked Will o'the Wisp.

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

My thoughts really had gone in that order. First: "10.20? That's far too late to be eating breakfast!" Second: "Ah, but I am still in my dressing gown, and although I've had my cear and tea, I haven't yet had my toast and juice."

I really should go and get dressed!

[bunn.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I didn't see this in bunn's original comment, just in your reply. Odd, that.

I fear that she may have hidden, so as to spring out when you are not expecting her. She does that sort of thing.

Or possibly she has come out of the Nothing you have been sent, and is messing with your computer.

If you hear the sound of a giant boot outside your house - DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!

[chainmailmaiden]

*whimpers*

You do know that that I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight now don't you?

[moonlit-me.livejournal.com]

*amused*

Of course, if it is a nothing, that would be Fantasiac!

[didiusjulianus.livejournal.com]

Why are they emailing you? Can't they just deliver it?

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

I think they were chiefly trying to give me a tracking number.

[ajat.livejournal.com]

Something very light ?

*Certainly hasn't sent you anything by parcel post (http://ajat.livejournal.com/633.html)*