What can I do with a model Gollum?

[wellinghall]

Any ideas more imaginative than "bin" or "charity shop" appreciated.

(Can you tell I'm having a boring afternoon?)

Comments

[ladyofastolat.livejournal.com]

Well, it's no answer, but the phrase "model Gollum" gave me a lovely, but rather scary image of Gollum slinking along the catwalk, exhibiting haute couture.

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

"And here we have Gollum, wearing a rag loincloth in subtle shades of mud and pond-slime. The matching pouch (for small sharpening stone and goblin-bones for gnawing) is made of fish-skin."

[the-marquis.livejournal.com]

Novelty garden gnome? Do you have a fish pond?

[asklepia.livejournal.com]

Take it with you to Portugal and photograph it for "Gollum was here" postcards. Does it have amusingly-bendy limbs, or is it stuck in one pose?