Hello!

[wellinghall]

I'm feeling cut-off ... no email, no Facebook, no access to anyone else's LJ ... and I'm going to be late home tonight because of a physio appointment! So please, make a comment - say hello, give me a wave, tell me a joke, tell me something to distract me, offer to mow the lawn - anything!

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[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

- What's white and can't climb trees?

- A fridge.

And why is it that contestants on that R4 show when they have to identify the truths in a pack of lies are always so rubbish? OK, I'm not under pressure in the studio, but I reckon on getting 4 out of 5 on a mixture of general knowledge and just being able to work it out. THough I did not know that cat urine glows in the dark.

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

What's white and fluffy and swings through the jungle?

A meringue-utan!